Liston to me, fool.

ilanawexler:

Parks and Recreation S06E15

nerdsandgamersftw:

Chain Mail Neck Tie

Product Specifications

  • Chain mail necktie
  • Perfect for fighting all your office battles
  • 10 mm ring diameter
  • Adjustable clasp in back will fit neck up to 23” around
  • Materials: anodized aluminum
  • Dimensions: 19” from top of knot to tip of tie, each “strap” is 9 1/2” long, will fit neck up to 23” around
  • Weight: 4 oz.

Via ThinkGeek

vagabondbrothers:

General Knot & Co.

vagabondbrothers:

General Knot & Co.

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

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firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



#death from above

endquestionmark:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No

They can leap 36 feet

As in leap forward 36 feet

They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa

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#death from above